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            "It's been a fucking month mate how long does it take you make a compromise??" Annoyed, you grumble to yourself. 
  "OH MY FUCKING GOD I CANNOT DEAL WITH THE ASSAULT RIGHT NOW!!" Asmodeus began crying.
(Jkjk y'all that didn't happen)
            "I've put some deep thought into this - taking into account both your feelings and money." Asmodeus put a finger to his chin in deep thought, to which you stared at him with dotted eyes. 
  "Uhhh explain it to me like I'm an idiot." You blink, both Rizz and Asmodeus sighing in response. 
  "That wasn't the compromise." Quizzarolli flicks your head.  
  "Oh." You go back to paying attention, wondering why he hasn't said the compromise yet. 
  "I've graciously decided to give you two options on how tonight's gonna go." Asmodeus paces back and forth. 
  "You either play the role we originally signed," Frizz starts. 
  "No fucking way, mate. Second option, second option." You didn't have to hear the second option to know it was better. 
            "Well, the second option is same thing different font. You stay in the cage, the costume, the whole shebang." Asmodeus goes on, and your eye visibly twitches. 
  "So a fancy ass way of saying both options are the same." You irk, mildly beating yourself up inside for getting excited. 
  "Well, no. Fizz here suggested this - we make it into a game." The tall demon prince says, and your ears perk up.
Game?? Oh, you loved games.
  "I'm listening." You pretend to act disinterested, but inside you were jumping up and down like a child on Christmas. 
Also who the fuck was Fizz??
            "You are more popular than we anticipated, and the place is booked out for tonight. No better way than making a quick buck than to turn things into entertainment!!" Kiss-a-bulli does jazz hands. 
  "Good god, you sound like Al. Get to the point." You sigh. They must have loved hearing the sound of their own voices for them to keep talking on and on. If you had voices like those two though, you probably wouldn't shut up either. 
  "The demons coming here tonight pay a flat separate price to spend five minutes with you - more or less depending on what they're willing to pay. These horny bastards will try to top you during this time - while you try and top them. You set the bets - what they get if they succeed and what you get if you do." Asmodeus pops off like a king (me trying to write things other than 'he said' 'he said' 'he said' over and over again lol).
          Honestly?? Sounds like way more fun than you've ever had at Val's. You were gonna milk this opportunity dry, however, and try to get out the most that you could. 
  "Half of the initial price goes to me." You pick at your nails, trying not to look desperate. 
  "Deal." You and Asmodeus shake hands. 
  "Okay okay, shit's about to start." Brizz says - and you just now realize that you don't remember his name at all. 
You mentally noted down to listen for it later - because you'd known him far too long at this point to just ask him. 
          You, the clown imp, and the prince of lust walked out of the sketchy as fuck room (after they had freed you from your cage, of course).